okuni also needed a place to stay for two days because her apartment is in UTTER DISREPAIR and she's a walking ball of cursed misfortune so she pops up into the station/house bright and early to tell either of the policeman on duty of her crimes including:
1.) the destruction of (1) booth and (1) fruit stall (she tripped and fell and it like snowballed from there to utter destruction but still, she's a perpetrator) 2.) accidentally pushing someone dressed as a mascot into the river (she fished him out and fell into the river herself right after) 3.) intercepting and eating a box of cucumbers meant for Wei Wuxian (she tacks this on as an afterthought)
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1.) the destruction of (1) booth and (1) fruit stall (she tripped and fell and it like snowballed from there to utter destruction but still, she's a perpetrator)
2.) accidentally pushing someone dressed as a mascot into the river (she fished him out and fell into the river herself right after)
3.) intercepting and eating a box of cucumbers meant for Wei Wuxian (she tacks this on as an afterthought)