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i mean, you must've gone to school at some point right? everyone goes to school when they're a kid

it's illegal or something who knows why

I've always been homeschooled, so... No, not really.

........homeschooled?

.............you've never gone to school

never ever ever ever????????

holy crap dude you're so lucky

I wouldn't consider myself lucky at all, actually?
I'd actually really like to go to school, but my parents don't think anyone can teach better than they can, so they always refuse my request...

i mean for serious bro you're not missing much

all the teachers 'cept like one hate our guts - they all should'a retired like a hundred years ago - and they all give way too much work, some of the older kids are real jerks, the jocks and the bullies push everyone around, and everyone spends way too much time talking trash about each other

the only thing you get from school is friends, if you're lucky

some people aren't lucky

Are you speaking from experience?

Psh, noooo.

I always had tons of friends.

I was way cool.

......OK, I mean, it's school, sometimes you piss people off and everyone hates you for a month, but that's normal.

How do you manage to do that, exactly?
I mean, it couldn't have been everyone. It's impossible for everyone to have hated you.

i dunno

hypothetically maybe you pull a prank that gets your entire class in detention because no one can figure out who did it

hypothetically

...Why didn't you just hypothetically fess up?

i did but the entire class got so out of hand that they just stuck with punishing everyone

i mean, i feel like that speaks to the quality of the prank

don't ask what it was i'm not allowed to talk about it but let's just say it involved live animals and nutella

It sounds despicable and like you deserved detention.

hey!!! don't judge

i was feeding the squirrel and it got a little out of hand ok

it was just supposed to scare her a little sheesh

Why was there a squirrel in first place? I assume you'd be in class, so wild animals like that shouldn't even be around?

well we found a nest of baby squirrels and we raised 'em for a semester and we'd hide 'em in the desk during classes sometimes

but the problem wasn't the squirrel, it was the raccoons

i mean i guess the squirrels made it worse but she wouldn't have locked herself in a closet and screamed if it was just squirrels

look it's not important

[ ........ ]

High school sounds fun.

[ thanks he wants to go even more now ]

yeah?

so does war until someone starts bleeding

not that i've ever been to war
or know anything about war
it just sounded like a cool thing to say

...I was about to ask, in what world does "war" sound cool?
People getting hurt and killed... It's awful?

i dunno, but i think that's how they get you to sign up to join the army and stuff

a lot of people think it sounds like fun or something

I think most people sign up for the benefits, not for the possibility of war.

what benefits
don't they just line you up and yell at you all day
that sounds like the pits to me

Medical insurance, life insurance, veteran benefits after you've served your years, help paying for college...
There's probably more I'm forgetting, but
All of that?

uhhhhhhh

[gar doesn't have any idea what any of those things are or how they work]

yeah ok sure but if i ever joined the army it'd be because they played commercials on tv about how it makes you a man and stuff

i'm not joining the army cause i'm super manly already

anyway

school sucks, like the army

[ ...okay he won't deny that's probably a draw, but he's pretty sure his very few friends would just be like, "you're fine the way you are" and then move on... ]

If you say so.

yup
i'd switch with you any day

anyway speaking of nightmares and hell i've gotta go ahead and finish this

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