I ate fifty tater tots for a bet. I can eat a hundred cookies.

[ Ahh, but that was also back when tater tots were wonderful and delicious, and this month has been pretty terrible in that it took away one of the things she really really enjoyed. ]

But we need that tin, so how 'bout we split the cookies into little bags and give them out?

[ As a show of goodwill, even though they'll go directly into the trash and everybody knows it. ]